Who Is Brett Kimberlin?

Convicted Speedway Bomber turned Liberal Activist Brett Kimberlin is bullying conservatives who point out that he’s a convicted bomber who’s receiving a lot of money from liberals.  After bombing a few choice locations in Speedway, Indiana and coming up with a few more bizarre plots, he received over 50 years in prison for a string [...]

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Young Minds Full of Mush: Our Corrupt Education System

Very few things get my ire up more than our educational system here in the United States.  “Oh, but Mr. Elephant”, you say, actually believing my first name is “Annoyed”, “teachers are wooooooonderful….  and don’t you know that I believe the children are our future…?” Silly person.  Sit down and let Mr. Elephant educate you, [...]

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Screw You, Bev Perdue

The hateful failure of a governor of North Carolina, Bev Perdue, has compared the state she governs to Mississippi because it voted to disallow gay marriage. Am I insulted that she compared us to Mississippi?  No.  Mississippi is a fine state full of fine people.  The problem isn’t that she compared my home state of [...]

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Sacred Art

This coming Thursday is one of my favorite holidays of the year, behind Christmas, Independence Day, and Talk Like a Pirate Day: Draw Mohammed Day. The premise of this event is very simple: I am not a Muslim.  I have absolutely no need, desire, or requirement to bow to the whims of the Koran or [...]

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The Irrational War on Tea

Sometimes, you just can’t help laughing at the state of affairs in the world.  Laughter helps the world go ’round.  It also distracts my brain from its deep-seeded desire to eat its way out of the back of my skull for having been exposed to the ongoing theater of the absurd that is the war [...]

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Remember All That “PATRIOT Act” Stuff?

You remember?  All that harping from the left about how the PATRIOT Act – designed to track potential security threats to the government and citizens of the United States that has been misused on a few occasions – was an unconstitutional, evil plan by the Genius Idiot George W. Bush to track regular Americans and [...]

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Poll Numbers, or How Obama Can Be a Successful President

OK, kids…  time for a little eduction.  I seriously want this to be as unbiased as possible, so if the Obamanauts will refrain from blaming everything on Bush, Rush, Beck, or Sarahcuda, I’ll refrain from calling Barack Hussein Obama “Our Special-Needs-Student-In-Chief”. This, kids, is an approval rating tracker, courtesy of the good folks over at [...]

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A Tale of Two Women

If there’s one thing that liberals love trumpeting, it’s their love for women.  And by “women”, I mean “female human beings who believe, talk, and act like they agree with the liberal agenda without a second thought of their own”.  If we were to be honest with ourselves – as we always should be, the [...]

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A Great Post… Or Two… (UPDATE) Or Three….

…you ever read one of those posts that’s just perfect? Not here.  All of our posts here are perfect.  But elsewhere….   The Anchoress over at FirstThings has a fantastic post on socialism, jackboots, and the reality of faith in Christ, and if you don’t read it, you are seriously missing out. Meanwhile, my own denomination [...]

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Not-So-Subtle Threats: The Chicago Way

Let’s let Obama cronies David Axelrod and Rham Emanuel speak for themselves: “A lot of their news programming, it’s really not news. It’s pushing a point of view,” senior adviser David Axelrod said on ABC’s “This Week.” “The way we — the president looks at it and we look at it, is, it is not [...]

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