Liberalism as a Dumb, Hypocritical, Sex-Based Religion

Recently, a friend of mine pointed out this chick: For those of you who’ve been paying attention for a while, you can guess what the liberal response was.  Here’s a few choice quotes: Hey, you really seem like one stupid c*nt. That being said, I’d still let you wrap yours lips around my c*ck.” “This [...]

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Young Minds Full of Mush: Our Corrupt Education System

Very few things get my ire up more than our educational system here in the United States.  “Oh, but Mr. Elephant”, you say, actually believing my first name is “Annoyed”, “teachers are wooooooonderful….  and don’t you know that I believe the children are our future…?” Silly person.  Sit down and let Mr. Elephant educate you, [...]

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Skittles, Iced Tea, and Stupidity

For two months now, all we’ve heard is how an evil white guy in Florida gunned down a poor, innocent black kid in cold blood, and I’m sick of it. I’ve spoken out on this on Facebook and message boards quite a bit, but it’s time to lay everything out, both in terms of understanding [...]

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Path to the Electoral College: How Romney Could Win

Right now, Larry Sabato has done some excellent analysis (http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles/plan-of-attack-obama-romney-and-the-electoral-college/) of the electoral college and believes that, as polls have it, the race today will come down to 7 states: Nevada, Colorado, Iowa, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and New Hampshire.  He’s gone ahead and chalked up North Carolina, Missouri, and Indiana to Romney while awarding Pennsylvania [...]

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Attention Conservatives: Stop Being Stupid

As anyone who’s read this blog over the past few years (including the desert years of 2009-2011) knows, I’m more than happy to hold those on the left accountable for their idiocy and to call them to task for being…  well…  illogical and willfully stupid.  And so, some people may think that my laser beam [...]

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Screw You, Bev Perdue

The hateful failure of a governor of North Carolina, Bev Perdue, has compared the state she governs to Mississippi because it voted to disallow gay marriage. Am I insulted that she compared us to Mississippi?  No.  Mississippi is a fine state full of fine people.  The problem isn’t that she compared my home state of [...]

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The GOP Veepstakes

So, now that Mitt Romney is the presumptive GOP nominee for President, the next big question (besides “can he actually beat Obama”) is: who is the Veep nominee going to be? Obviously, there’s a ton of speculation out there, and at the end of the day, that’s all this really is: fun speculation with a [...]

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Time to Fire Up the Old Blog Again…

Well, it’s been over a year since the last post, and since we’re staring down the barrel of yet another election, I guess it’s time to crank up the ol’ Blogifyin’ machine and start posting about the upcoming election. That’s right.  I’m a cliché and proud of it. So, over the next few months, I [...]

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The Irrational War on Tea

Sometimes, you just can’t help laughing at the state of affairs in the world.  Laughter helps the world go ’round.  It also distracts my brain from its deep-seeded desire to eat its way out of the back of my skull for having been exposed to the ongoing theater of the absurd that is the war [...]

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Obama Preemptively Surrenders in Nuclear War

And to think, all the Soviet Union would’ve had to do is to wait.  Yesterday, the cocaine-snorting communist announced that he would not respond with nuclear arms, even if attacked by an enemy WITH nuclear arms. No, our Commander-in-Chief would rather save our massive nuclear stockpile for such large-scale nuclear assaults by nations like Iran [...]

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