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		<title>More Bible Study Silliness</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/09/22/1378/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 15:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Annoyed Elephant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, I addressed the cases of Bible Studies under fire, including that of Michael Salman, a pastor in Arizona who was put in jail for, according to him, holding Bible studies.  However, as time went on, we found out that the real reason this convicted felon was jailed was because, like a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1378&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where I Was&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 00:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at work.  An e-mail came in from my boss that one of the World Trade Center buildings was on fire.  I chalked it up to &#8220;OK&#8230;  it&#8217;s on fire&#8230;  I hope they get it out and the people are OK.&#8221; Then we got a second e-mail that there was a fire in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1376&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Romney/Ryan 2012</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/08/11/romneyryan-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 11:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paul Ryan has been tapped for the Vice Presidency by Mitt Romney, making him the first House member since Geraldine Ferraro to be tapped (and the first GOP House member since Barry Goldwater tapped William Miller back in 1964. Yep.  It&#8217;s done.  And to tell the truth, I&#8217;m not overly shocked.  For the record, back [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1372&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Southern Fried Ridiculousness Part II: The Stupiding</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/08/04/southern-fried-ridiculousness-part-ii-the-stupiding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 22:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I&#8217;m getting sick of this.  There&#8217;s a ton of people passing around the following picture that are about to get a slappin&#8217; by ye olde Annoyed Elephant: Seriously&#8230;   what&#8217;s wrong with you people?  Christians are among the most generous people on the planet.  They give and give and give to food banks, homeless shelters, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1368&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Southern-Fried Ridiculousness</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 13:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a business does something I don&#8217;t approve of, I simply stop shopping there.  For instance, Citgo is owned by Hugo Chavez, communist dictator of Venezuela, and because I consider Hugo to be a gigantic douche, I don&#8217;t get gas as Ctigo.  Ever.  If my friends ask me, I&#8217;ll tell them why I avoid Citgo.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1364&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reeling From the Shock</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/reeling-from-the-shock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 16:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still in shock at the senseless violence that&#8217;s occurred in Aurora, Colorado.  My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those affected and with the family of the shooter, who seem to be in as much shock as the rest of us. As the events unfold, rest assured that someone will be there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1361&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bible Studies and Jail Time</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/07/12/bible-studies-and-jail-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, first, read this story about an Arizona Bible Study guy who&#8217;s going to jail because of his Bible Study. Now read this one about a California couple that was fined for their Bible Study. It&#8217;s a war, right?  Surely, it&#8217;s a sign that there&#8217;s evil afoot and a war on Christianity and it&#8217;s time [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1357&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Thoughts On the Ruling&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/06/28/a-few-thoughts-on-the-ruling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:05:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obamacare sucks in every possible way. The ruling had a somewhat subtle, but firm slap in the face of Congress, declaring that their use of the Commerce Clause was incorrect and that the authority for the act rested under the Taxation Powers of Congress. In joining with the left, John Roberts may have just handed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1355&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid, Stupid, Stupid&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 15:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the court says Obamacare is a-OK.  That&#8217;s right: the right of the government to force you to spend your money how they see fit is covered under &#8220;taxation authority&#8221;.  And, as expected, there&#8217;s a lot of blame to be passed around, most of it resting on the back of Chief Justice John Roberts. But [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1353&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In Case You Were Wondering&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://annoyedelephants.wordpress.com/2012/06/26/in-case-you-were-wondering/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m waiting on the Obamacare ruling to opine.  Or waiting for something stupid.  Either way, I shant have to wait long&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=annoyedelephants.wordpress.com&#038;blog=8980247&#038;post=1350&#038;subd=annoyedelephants&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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