Hwuh… hwuh… HHWWWOOOOOORRR….
WOOORRRFFFFFFTTTHHHPPPPPTTTT……
(Splat. Drip, drip, drip… flush….)
The retching, followed by splattering sounds you’ve just heard are brought to you courtesy of former Senator John Edwards’ reported sex tape.
And, for reference, I’ve included a picture of Mr. Edwards standing next to a woman he’s not having sex with (Mrs. Edwards).
