Vast Right Wing Conspiracy vs. Vast Left Wing Stupidity

In a shocking change from the way things normally go, Bill Clinton decided that it was HIS turn to open that gaping hole in his face:

Now you can protect your mind from the Right-Wingers... and look like "Jiffy Pop". It's a win-win!

Bill Clinton was asked on NBC’s “Meet the Press” whether the conspiracy is still there. He replied: “You bet. Sure it is. It’s not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically. But it’s as virulent as it was.”

Clinton said that this time around, the focus is on Obama and “their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail.”

Click here for the video at HotAir.

Oh, what a shock!  There’s people out there who don’t agree with Hussein Obama, Messiah.  Why, there’s probably a folk or two who don’t even think he IS the messiah.

Clinton – your years in the White House were what they were because you had the GOP holding your liberal stupidity back.  If the GOP hadn’t taken Congress in 1994 and held you to a moderate Presidency for the next 2 years, we’d have had 4 years of President Bob beginning January 20, 1997.  And then your wife wouldn’t have been recorded with Matt Lauer talking about the “vast right-wing conspiracy” that apparently involved you playing “taste what’s behind my zipper” with an intern who wasn’t even half your age and then lying about it in court – and to the American people.

I guess it’s easier to shift blame to mysterious ethereal (aka “nonexistent”) conspiracies than it is to own up to the truth.  There’s a reason that we label conspiracy loons as “loons”, Bill.

The only “conspiracy” is an American public that has consistently shown itself to be moderate-to-right leaning.  That’s why support for ObamaCare continues to plummet almost across the board.  That’s why some folks are actually talking about the GOP re-taking the House in 2010.

Congrats, Bill.  You, much like Carter before you, have devolved into true delusional psychosis.  At least Carter had the good sense and honor to go help out Habitat for Humanity.

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Indoctrination? What Indoctrination?

You were warned.  We warned you.  If you didn’t pay attention, it’s your own damned fault.

The Angels all sang in unison. The song went "Weeeeeooooooooorrrrrrfffffff" and was followed by the musical splats of vomit.

First – we warned you about the creepy Messianic rhetoric that surrounded the Presidential campaign of a guy who’d been a US Senator for 2 years, 21 days when he decided that we were worthy of his leadership in the Presidency.

We warned you when videos popped up of adults pledging allegiance to the Obama Agenda.

Then the militant, young Obama supporters started marching around and chanting.

Conservatives warned you about creepy Obama Youth kids singing praise to Obama.

Then we raised the red flag when a documentary crew caught a Cumberland County, North Carolina teacher, Diantha Harris, berating a student whose parents weren’t voting for the Moonbat Messiah.

Indoctrination?  What indoctrination?  Such things could never happen in America!

Why, there could never be anything like grammar school students being trained (aka “forced”) to rap about how wonderful Obama is.  Michelle’s done some digging and has discovered that the villain behind this rap is one Charisse Carney-Nunes, Obama schoolmate and writer of the book “I Am Barack Obama 2009″ (seen advertised on a placard next to the kids in the videos linked above).

Think we’re done?

How about when Obama made his speech to schoolkids on September 8.  Now, while I’m in agreement with Alonzo Rachel over at ZoNation on encouraging parents to let their kids to listen to the President’s speech – and then to think critically about what’s been said and why it was said and what the agenda is of the person saying it, I’m also fully in favor of parents being an informed, integral part of their kids’ education.  Unfortunately, there’s some education industry veterans who disagree and have worked very hard to turn our schools into government-funded indoctrination camps.

Don’t believe me?

Smart Girl Politics has the evidence.  A high schooler, forced to answer questions as a part of a “quiz” on Healthcare.  And in case you’re wondering, it’s not about first aid and CPR techniques.

Oh – and it doesn’t stop at the secondary level.

And yet, the left continues to assure us that we’re simply insane.  Of course there’s no plan for indoctrinating our children at schools!  Why that’s only for creationists and religious kooks!  Schools are just teaching our beloved readin’, ritin’, and ‘rithmetic.

Bull hockey.

Now, while there may not be an organized, coordinated effort by members of the left, there’s an obvious disconnect between the left and reality.  These are teachers in positions of authority over children teaching them based on a political agenda, not an educational one.  Back in the olden days, when I was educated, about the most political discussion we ever got in the public schools was something along the lines of “who do believe should be elected to these offices”?  We may have discussed issues, but those teachers knew that their place was to facilitate discussion, not to guide opinion.  Teaching children to think critically is good – teaching them to toe the line according to who you checked off on your ballot last November is not.

And we’re the ones who are responsible.

We’re the ones who pay our taxes – and hence, their salaries.  Teachers are not above being questioned regarding their performance in the classroom, and in a time when illiterates are graduating from high school in the assembly-line of public education, the fact that our tax dollars are being wasted on this is, ultimately, our fault.  Just like the jackasses in Washington or our state capitals, these geniuses aren’t in some high and vaulted career that deserves to be spoken of only in whispers.  They are our employees – and it’s up to us as responsible employers to manage them responsibly.

We need to speak up when children are being indoctrinated against our will.  Their job’s to educate, not indoctrinate.

We need to call for anti-American professors to be fired from public universities.  If American tax dollars pay your salary, shut up and be grateful or leave.

We need to set higher standards before we sign off on teacher wage increases.  If our kids aren’t learning the skills they need to get by in life, then you’re not doing you job.

We need to remind these idiots who’s in charge, because in the end, if we don’t, then they have no reason to stop.

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***UPDATE***

Ed Morrissey over at HotAir has part of the lyrics to the song in the recent Obama kids video.  It goes a-like so:

Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Sound familiar?  Say…   to this song?

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red or Yellow, Black or White
they are precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

Yeah.  Nothing to see here.

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O giving Israel the heave-ho.

Obama shows his lack of foreign diplomacy in the one of the biggest blunders of his Presidency.

Nevermind the fact that Israel is the only legitimate democratic country in the Middle East that is stable.  Never mind the fact that the United States and Israel has had great diplomatic relations dating back to the 50′s.  Nevermind the fact, that Israel keeps in check countries around them that basically want to kill all Jewish people and Christians alive.  Nevermind the fact that they will take out Iran’s Nukes because the US is to chicken to act.

Obama has now publically dissed them at the UN.  He personally wins the award of worse speech yesterday even over Gadhafi.  Isn’t it unusual that Gadhafi has not been back in the world’s eye since Reagan bombed the hell out of him in the 80′s? It’s only because that Obama has no backbone and he would rather blast Israel for running their own country the way they think is best because Obama cannot seem to run the country he is president of.    It’s no wonder that people had reservations about him potentially being a Muslim.  Or at least attending a church for 20 years that teaches hate and GD America.

Obama’s statement of “”America does not accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements.” is dangerous.  It is the same as saying America does not accept the legitimacy of Israel.  Isn’t this basically the same thing that Mahmoud Ahma-nutjob, supreme not elected president of Iran, has been saying?  Nutjob wants to wipe Israel off the map.  Isn’t Obama saying something that is extremely close to this?    O doesn’t care about the abuses that Israel suffers. O doesn’t care that Israel is in a constant state of war against extremist.  O doesn’t care that Israel has the balls to do whatever it takes to survive.

It just shows that O doesn’t know what he is talking about.  In the question of Ha’ayalot valley, where this new settlement is being built, do you know who the workers are that are building it?  Palestines!  Workers show their id, go in and build this settlement for around $14 an hour.  Does this even remotely sound like Israel is out to take over the world?  Does this sound like Israel is out to take over the middle east?  Does this even remotely sound bad?  Did you know that these new settlements aren’t even new?  They have been going on since 1989.    Does anyone know that Israeli captured this territory in the six day war when Jordan, Egypt and Syria attacked it?

Puts a little perspective on it doesn’t it?  Yes everyone “feels” bad for the poor Palestines since they don’t have their own country, but until they can run places like the Gaza strip without launching missiles into Israel, why should Israel make any concessions?  If everyone in the middle east is so concerned about the Palestines, why doesn’t Syria or Jordan or Egypt give up parts of their country so the Palestines can have one of their own?

I commend Israel for being brave and resilient against the forces aligned against it.  And in this case, one of the forces aligned against it is President Obama.

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Obama is a Liar, Part 53924 in an ongoing series

First, Obama claimed that illegal aliens wouldn’t be covered in the Health Care Monster.  Joe Wilson yelled “You Lie” at THE ONE.  THE ONE gave him a gaze and the left howled like monkeys all too eager to toss their feces at zoo visitors.  How DARE he call THE ONE a liar!  THE ONE would never lie!

Plus, he'll now have the title of "Undocumented Climbing Expert" and will be employed as a government sherpa.

And then the White House comes out and admits that, indeed, public funds would go towards the care of illegal immigrants.

But fear not!   THE ONE has a plan…   kinda like the Cylons, except that Obama’s plan is stupid, convoluted, and will probably lead to more dead humans than the Cylons ever took out.  His plan?

The Health Care Monster won’t cover illegals, because he’s just going to make illegals…..   legal!  Ta-da!  Problem solved!  Joe Wilson and all those darned evil teabaggers were wrong!  Illegal Immigrants won’t be covered because there will be no illegal immigrants!  Why…  what could possibly go wrong?

Now, look…   I’m all for immigration.  You’ll be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t think it’s awesome that we have such a great country that so many people want to live in.  I think the fact that there are people who want to come to live in the blessing of America is awesome.

But…   there’s a legal process.  Yes, it’s convoluted.  Yes, it’s hard.  Yes, it means that someone can’t cross the border, become a legal immigrant, and immediately start suckling on the welfare teat.  And that’s a good thing – mostly.  It means that those who want to come here have to prove that they want to be a contributing part of the American community, and I certainly think that streamlining the process is a reasonable goal for us to pursue in order to lessen the legal costs and burden on good, law-abiding people who want to be American.

But blanket amnesty is not a good idea, and grating blanket amnesty so that you can add even more people to the health care insurance industry government takeover is beyond the pale.  These are not people who want to be American.  They have no interest in being American.  They simply want the benefits America offers with none of the real responsibilities that come along with citizenship.

Yes, I am aware that they have personal hardships.  Welcome to life.

But what is more irresponsible than the chief law enforcement officer in the country publicly stating that we should ignore and forgive the law breaking of a group of people is the same law enforcement officer doing it so that he can then turn around and provide them with the largest government welfare program in the history of government welfare.  That’s what we call a “reckless disregard for the Constitution and the Laws of the United States”.

That kind of thing should get you impeached.

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Former President Carter considers us Racist

Well, it had to happen.  You know it would.  We have already been called things like Nazi’s, Brown Shirts, Terrorist, Bomb Thrower’s and part of a Mob.  Now we are finally racist.  It only took 9 months into the Obama Presidency to label people who disagree with Obama’s politics to be labeled racist.

Of course, consider who the mouth peace of this drivel is: Jimmy Carter.  The same Carter that blundered into the Presidency in the late 70′s which caused gas shortages, record inflation and the overthrow of Iran by extremist.  This same Carter who claim of “Raised in the South” seems to qualify him as an expert on Racism and Bigotry.  He also claims that the majority of people do not consider an African American can be qualified to be President because of our bigotry.

Lets address what Carter means:  In the presidential election, 52% of the population of the US are not racist because they voted for Obama (uh, I thought the majority of people could not consider an African American could be president, Jimmy!), but the 48% that did not vote for Obama must clearly be racist because we didn’t vote for an African American.

I guess our disagreements with Obama’s policies destroying the United States doesn’t mean much to Jimmy Carter.

And seeing that Jimmy Carter being born in the south, makes him an expert on racism, I guess the fact I was born in the south makes me an expert on racism too.  This is as asinine as saying that Obama Bid-Laden is an expert on oil-production since he was born in the Middle East.

I am not a racist, and alot of people who do not agree with Obama’s policies are not racist.  I know it should be common sense to smart people out there that this is the case, but liberal’s don’t understand this and that means they must not be smart.  I think we need to remind Jimmy that he lost the election to Ronald Reagan, and to many people, Jimmy isn’t relevant anymore.

Lets face it, when liberals do not get the unfettered support and adoration of every American in the country, they retort to name calling and play the Nazi Card, the Racism Card, the Terrorist Card, the Extremist Card.

As for that, I am fond of the old saying:

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me!

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Fightin’ Mad: Ignoring History and the Constitution, the House Goes After Joe Wilson

The United States House will begin discussions on exactly what kind of action to take against Rep. Joe Wilson for his outburst last week.  As a recap, in case you’ve been on the moon, President B. Hussein Obama said that his Universal Health Care Backdoor Plan did not contain anything in it that would allow illegal immigrants to receive free health care.  Joe Wilson, unable to contain himself any longer, shouted 2 words at THE ONE…  “You Lie”.  THE ONE glared his most glaring glare he could possibly glare at this petty minion for daring to interrupt his media event with such trivialities.  There go those pesky Republicans, again, reading the bills they’re supposed to be voting on!

He's Not Lying - He's Just Full of Crap and Completely Misleading Congress and the American People

And then, later on, the Obama Administration admitted that, indeed, hospitals would be compensated for illegals.

Today, for the first time as far as we know, the administration is backing a provision that would require proof of citizenship before someone could enroll in a plan selected on the exchange.

Here, the administration also concedes that hospitals would be compensated with public funds for the care of undocumented immigrants.

Despite the fact that Hussein Obama did indeed mislead Congress on this bill in the middle of his speech (didn’t the Donks go nuts over their belief that Bush did something similar, except that he didn’t?), and despite the fact that Republican Presidents have been disrupted during much more important speeches, like the State of the Union in 2005 – and again in 2006 by none other than Barack Hussein Obama, this type of behavior that’s so acceptable on the left must not be countenanced from members of the right wing of political thought!  Ridicule the thought (Rule 5 of Alinski’s Rules for Radicals)!  Make it seem more fearful and extreme than it really is (Rule 9)!  Punish those that express such thoughts (Rule 8)!  Ultimately, silence those who dare to express those thoughts in direct opposition and open forum (Rule 11)!

And so, the United States House is going to spend your tax dollars and time constructing a fitting punishment for a House Member who uttered 2 words – that were provably true – at an elected employee of the American people who was in the process of lying to both Houses of Congress (also employees of the American People) and the American People.

I dunno…   last time I checked the US Constitution, the US Congress could make no law abridging the freedom of speech.  I guess penalizing one of its members for not apologizing for telling a liar that he was lying isn’t covered.  Not sure where the footnote is, but it’s got to be in there!  Democrats would NEVER treat the constitution with such insignificance!

Seriously…  OK, Joe’s comments were a bit of a breech of decorum, but so what?  The illusion that the US House is a stately institution is a load of crap, as the history of this stated body is filled with members who not only dare to boo the self-appointed Moonbat Messiah, but who get into fistfights on the House floor.  In fact, let’s take a moment to relive some of the best moments of decorum in the US House:

1798: Roger Griswold vs. Matthew Lyon.  Lyon accuses Griswold and other Federalists of being corrupt.  Gris calls Lyon a coward.  Lyon spits on Gris.  House doesn’t do anything.  2 weeks later, Griswold walks up to Lyon and starts whacking him upside the head with a cane.  Lyon defends himself with a set of fireplace tongs.  Nothing happens.

1832: William Stanbery vs. Gov. Sam Houston.  Former Tennessee Governor and later Republic of Texas President Sam Houston visited Washington to expose corruption in the government’s treatment of the Cherokee.  Stanbery didn’t appreciate this, accusing Houston of corruption.  Houston, after trying to get a response via letter, confronted Stanbery on the street and whacked him with his cane.  Stanbery pulled a gun on Houston, aimed at his chest, and pulled the trigger…   getting nothing.  The gun misfired, and the House responded by ordering Houston arrested for corruption.  Eventually, Stanbery was censured, not for trying to kill a corruption-exposing governor, but for accusing the Speaker of the House of having Presidential aspirations.

This is How We Get Things Done in the US House

1856: Sen. Charles Sumner vs. Preston Brooks vs. Anson Burlingame.  Senator Charles Sumner makes fun of Senator Andrew Butler in a speech against slavery, mocking his speech patters – gained when Butler had suffered a stroke earlier – and accusing him of taking on a “harlot” named “slavery”.  Rep. Preston Brooks heard about it and went over with a couple of friends, including one Rep. Laurence Keitt, to the floor of the Senate, where Brooks proceeded to beat Sumner into a bloody mess, ripping his desk out of the floor in order to get at him, only stopping when the cane he was using to beat him with finally broke.  Keitt spent the time holding off Senate members who wanted to help Sumner.  Keitt was censured and Brooks survived an expulsion vote, although he resigned later.  Later on, Brooks was called a coward by Rep. Anson Burlingame, and Brooks challenged him to a duel.  Burlingame accepted and suggested rifles on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls (to avoid American anti-dueling laws).  Brooks chickened out.  And Sumner?  Spent quite a few years in recovery after nearly dying from his wounds.

1860: 2 Dozen House Member Melee!  Speaking of Laurence Keitt, during a late-night debate on admitting Kansas, the intoxicated pro-slavery Representative didn’t appreciate Rep. Galusha Grow’s comments on slavery, and called him a “black puppy”.  Grow called Keitt a slave driver, and that, apparently, was the key phrase that sent Keitt into “let’s choke him until he stops twitching” mode.  And that, apparently, is all it took to send the US House into whoopass mode.  2 dozen House members beat on each other in a brawl that only ended when Rep. Cadwallader Washington (R-IL) missed a punch thrown at Rep. William Barksdale (D-MS), upending Barksdale’s wig.  Barksdale tried to replace the wig, but put it on backwards, sending his opponent – and the rest of the House – into a laughing fit.  No action was taken against anyone.

Ahh…  but such behavior is certainly above the Congressmen of today…   right?

2006: Rep. John Murtha vs. The United States Marine Corps.  In the middle of a war, Murtha accuses US Marines of murdering Iraqis when said Marines are accused of murdering Iraqis.  Marines are arrested, tried, and every single last one is found innocent.  Nothing happens.  To this day, Murtha has not apologized.

2007: Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. vs. Rep. Lee Terry.  In a “discussion” over SCHIP debate rules that the Democrat majority changed in the middle of the night, Terry told the Democrat Congressman to “shut up”.  This sent Jesse “I’m Not Trading on My Dad’s Name” Jackson, Jr. into a profanity-soaked tirade that ended with an invitation to settle the matter outside.  While they decided not to go into whoopass mode, it still didn’t keep supporters of the Democrat Congressman from showing up at Terry’s office to threaten him in the name of the Party of Peace and Love.  No action was taken against either Congressman.

Keep that in mind, kids…   It’s OK for Congressmen to threaten fistfights, or to actually have them on the floor of either House of Congress.  You could even send another member of Congress into long-term therapy.  But whatever you do: thou shalt NOT question THE ONE.

That’s just wrong.

http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/15/nutroots-joe-wilson-bashers-say-theyll-boycott-state-theyd-never-visit-anyway/

http://rightwingnews.com/2009/09/punish-joe-wilson-or-kkk-will-ride-again/

http://townhall.com/columnists/JohnHawkins/2009/09/15/10_more_you_lie_moments_on_health_care?page=full&comments=true

http://www.redstate.com/jrichardson/2009/09/15/highlighting-democratic-controversies-republicans-reject-censure-of-wilson/

http://www.examiner.com/x-21818-Virginia-Beach-Conservative-Examiner~y2009m9d15-Joe-Wilson-apologized-When-will-John-Murtha

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/09/15/house-democrat-if-we-dont-censure-joe-wilson-the-kkk-will-ride-through-the-countryside/

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The Government Can

Thought I’d share this video courtesy of Tim Hawkins via Youtube.  It’s funny but the sad thing is that it is true.

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The 2996 Project: Remembering Michael Joseph Duffy

It is truly an honor for a blog as young as ours to be selected to participate in Project 2,996.  We here at Pachyderms have been selected to honor the memory of Michael Joseph Duffy.

Michael Joseph Duffy, We Will Never Forget You

29-year-old Michael Duffy was newly employed at the Keefe, Bruyette & Woods Investment Bank , and was among 67 employees of the firm that were killed when United Airlines Flight 175 struck the South Tower at the World Trade Center in New York City.

It is not his job, however, that dominates the memories of those who knew him.

The most common words I’ve seen to describe Michael were “friend”, “brother”, and “smile”, common for a man who left behind those three things wherever he went.  He was often chosen as a Best Man at weddings, and had served in that role in five weddings in the year prior to September 2001.  His charm, smile, and personality impressed and gained friends, although some have said his best friend was a yellow Labrador retriever named Dickens.

While his life was all too short, the rich tapestry of friends he left behind is perhaps a better tribute than I could possibly type out in words.  The blessing of life God gave him was as rich as the blessing his life was on those who knew him.

Rest in Peace, Michael.  You have not and will not ever be forgotten.

http://inmemoriamonline.net/Profiles/Folders/D_Folder/Duffy_Michael.html

http://www.legacy.com/Sept11/Story.aspx?PersonID=95995

http://www.legacy.com/gb2/default.aspx?bookID=95995

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/memorial/people/1957.html

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Hussein Obama is a Liar

I'll happily call him a lying piece of garbage. Plus, I won't apologize for it.

You apologized, Joe Wilson, for calling B. Hussein Obama a liar.  Shame on you.  That’s like apologizing for calling Ted Kennedy a drunk or Bill Clinton a chauvinistic philandering adulterer who diddled an intern.

Barack Obama is a liar, plain and simple.  He lied to the American people about being the most transparent administration ever.  He’s lied about and manufactured the health care “crisis” numbers.  He’s lied about the contents of the bill he hasn’t read.  He’s lied about the cost of his Health Care takeover.  Finally, he’s lied about what’s actually in the bill.

Gee – what would ever make me think that he’s a liar?

While I admire your gut reaction, Joe…   there was no need to follow the path of John McCain.  You called Obama exactly what he is: a liar.  Now, stand by your statement.

Of course, while you stood up, so many others said nothing.  534 other Senators and Congressmen said nary a word while you just had to spit it out.  And now, you’re backtracking.  That’s a shame, because if there’s one thing that I’m sick of Republicans doing, it’s backing off when they speak the truth.

Don’t back off.  Call it like it is: a lie.  Barack Hussein Obama, you lie.  You’re lying now.  You’re a liar.  You’re a lying politician who’s lying about your lies.

Don’t believe me?  Read the bill.

The only thing more hilarious than watching the TOTUS go off-kilter when someone shouted “you lie” (that wasn’t on the Teleprompter!) was the Democrats’ faux indignation at someone daring to interrupt the President during a speech.  Gee – that’s never happened before!

http://rightwingnews.com/2009/09/go-joe-wilson-go-joe-wilson-go-joe-wilson-go/

http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/10/unruly-moment-manufactured-outrage/

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Liveblogging the Speech So I Don’t Have To

Go read John Hawkins’ liveblog. He’s a brave man.

Or Doug Powers over at Michelle Malkin.

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