Because Cash for Clunkers Worked So Well….

…now we’re going to get Cash for Kitchenware.

$300 million of your dollars going into a pot, out of which consumers who want to buy a new appliance can get anywhere from $50 to $200, depending on the appliance and efficiency of said appliance.  You won’t HAVE to turn in your old appliance (wink wink), but who needs 2 sets of washers and dryers anyway?

The Liberal Methodology to Government Eco-Programs

Step 1.  Create program to encourage / require participation in new “eco-friendly” activities.

Step 2.  Drastically underfund said program.

Step 3.  Skip all of that “eco-friendly” stuff.  Cram our landfills full of junked cars and appliances that were working beautifully prior to becoming part of the “eco-friendly” program.

Step 4.  ???

Step 5.  The planet is saved!  We’re not bankrupt!  Unicorns exist!

Hat tip: Drudge, Michelle Malkin, etc.